benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.
Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay
The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.
WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN
when my friends tell me happy birthday but didnt give me gifts
Like wow u would think nudes of Brendon Urie would be leaked already that man is never dressed.
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door